a stream of high consciousness

i tend to leave extra long voicemails to friends and family, which basically repeat information and contain some dumb rambling about nothing.

after the first minute or so i usually realize i’m retarded talking to a machine and i wrap up the call quickly, but i still feel like an ass.

now comes the key:

i’m going to keep on leaving my stupid rambling voice mails (and some have been know to go on for several minutes) but at the end of the message i am going to state the following:

“if you have listened to this whole message you may claim a prize of $5 from me. Access code: 2000. Offer expires tomorrow.”

once word gets out the game will change. sometimes there will be no prize and i will mock you for listening to the whole pointless message. you will have wasted your time and feel embarrassed.

but is it worth the risk for a few dollars?

the choice is yours

html is the computer language webpages are written in.

computer “languages” are funny because a language is used in a different than normal sense, that is a person to machine communication instead of a person to person communication technique.

but it still acts as the interpreter between two things.

when you think about html it is basically a written technique for telling a computer what to draw on the screen.

there are different ways of specifying colors, tables, images, etc… but its just written words and symbols in the end.

its like be able to explain really well to a blind person, what something looks like.

anyway, sorry for getting so serious on you.

i just thought of a new funny idea. bb

candles are great. i’m not gay either.

doing work next to candle light is great. its more natural is seems. fire is just a natural thing compared to a light bulb.

next time you’ve got the blues, light up a candle… and light up a smile.

mr terry silver (11:44:24 PM): do you know how much sugar is in that can of soda?

mr terry silver (11:44:28 PM): more than this 5 pound bag!

mr terry silver (11:44:42 PM): funny thing a dumb mom might say

note: joke adapted from jpf

anyone having sex

Traveling Railroads:

Whenever a player lands on a railroad, the player may choose to move his or her token to any other railroad owned by the same player. The player must pay rent even if he or she does not choose to travel. A player may travel on his or her own railroads for free. A player may not travel on unowned railroads.

Travel is across the board, so a player does not get $200 for passing Go when he or she travels from Short Line to Reading Railroad. The owner of the railroads may not prevent the player from traveling. A player may travel to or from a mortgaged railroad. (NOTE: If a player travels from a mortgaged railroad to an unmortgaged railroad, he does not have to pay rent.)

Great can’t wait to play with this one.

(PS it seems funny to end with gay sentences)

haha. hahahahahaha.

what does that mean to different people. its difficult online to gauge laughing responses.

lol.

laugh out loud. ok but people throw out lols for everything. its not a “real life laugh out loud” which is what it’s supposed to be.

here is my scale of laugh levels developed circa ‘98 with a friend:

• Level 1:haha
  • Smile
• Level 2: hahahaha
  • 1 Chuckle
• Level 3: lol
  • 2-3 Chuckles w/ continuous smile
• Level 4: lol2
  • Short loss of breath from laughter, pains in stomach
• Level 5: lol2.5
  • Almost crying. Starting to have extreme difficulty breathing.
• Level 5: lol3
  • Crying. The ultimate laugh.

this guy is a beast

ok great new idea for the apartment with me and my buddy.

photoshopped pictures of me and him all over the world doing funny shit.

like picture on one we’re riding elephants, another one climbing everest, sailing in a yacht, etc…

now picture all those picture in frames around the apartment.

this is going to be fucking great

sharp aquos 46″ lcd 1080p

$2175 at video only (tell them i sent you). great buy.