a stream of high consciousness

what a sick looking bird. awesome.

perfect mascot for the united states

great article

http://www.greenexpander.com/2007/09/21/10-amazing-animals-saved-from-extinction/

what about a new font style for sarcasm?

picture like the current styles: bold, underline, italics, etc…

now picture a new one for sarcasm.

maybe an italics style font that leans to the left instead of the right (like italics does)?

its hard to always detect sarcasm stuff online…

consider this:

Me: wtf man… do you want to go or not?
You: yeah, i want to go there
Me: alright be ready in 15 then. i’m leaving now.
You: i’m not fucking going there, i was being sarcastic

see what i mean? how embarrassing…

l3rendyn (11:12:22 PM): did you do the default?
l3rendyn (11:12:23 PM): 1 min
mr terry silver (11:12:25 PM): yeah
l3rendyn (11:12:25 PM): zebra
l3rendyn (11:12:27 PM): wpm?
mr terry silver (11:12:35 PM): 1 wpm… but enchance typerwriter sotry
l3rendyn (11:12:47 PM): lol
mr terry silver (11:12:54 PM): what?
l3rendyn (11:12:55 PM): enchanted typewriter story
mr terry silver (11:13:02 PM): lol sounded intriguing
l3rendyn (11:13:04 PM): you butchered that
mr terry silver (11:13:09 PM): hey
mr terry silver (11:13:13 PM): i crushed intriguing
l3rendyn (11:13:15 PM): lol

typing tests.

try the test: http://typingtest.com/

i got:
Net Speed: 69 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 97%
Gross Speed: 71 WPM
(words/minute)

brendyn fucking crushed it:

Net Speed: 106 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 100%
Gross Speed: 106 WPM
(words/minute)

oh and let me recommend the enchanted typewriter story for your timed test… a great twist at the end!

great poll.

http://slashdot.org/pollBooth.pl?qid=1479

i would have selected multiple but no checkboxes

it seems as though i…

chose wisely… (movie ref?)

indiana jones and the last crusade. (the old knight in the tomb)

btw slashdot

all your cowboyneal jokes are fucking retarded…. (slashdot readers you know what i mean)

mr terry silver (11:35:09 PM): haha

mr terry silver (11:35:11 PM): i know

mr terry silver (11:35:13 PM): whatever

mr terry silver (11:35:15 PM): its true

mr terry silver (11:35:16 PM): syn

mr terry silver (11:35:17 PM): syn

mr terry silver (11:35:19 PM): ack

mr terry silver (11:35:20 PM): fin

mr terry silver (11:35:21 PM): lol

l3rendyn (11:35:08 PM): lol

great idea.

picture a test. random questions that you can lookup online pretty quick. like “what year was christopher columbus born?”

then you fill in the answer, next question… and go thru a list of 10 questions like that

your results are timed

it would be a good new measure of someone’s search abilities and/or strategies online

this is becoming an important skill…. but no measurements really exist

over the next week i intend to (god willing) compile a list of things to search for, hopefully as random as possible in selection (trust me i’m fucking random)

then we’ll pick a few out of the whole list and make a test.

picture timed test (math in 4th grade) versus adult timed tests (how old is bob barker?)

are we really so different?

ok i’ll admit it… i’m too lazy to make a test… thats not gonna happen.

but you can imagine what i’d be like if i did, right? right? (name the movie?)

football:

• guys in gear tackling each other makin great catches
• girls in bikinis dancing around

hmmm i wonder who invented this game?

guys invented cheerleading for their own entertainment…obvi

and i dont buy it as a sport… its like gymnastics but not as intense

what i really dont get is the pointing and clapping and cheering… when there is no one there.

picture like on espn…. they’re still pointing and clapping and cheering. but for who???

ok…

as long as we all agree it’s a bit ridiculous, we can proceed

bust sport?

if yes, turn to page 58 (those kind of books are great)

sometimes you like another person’s laugh so much, that you want to make it yours.

is that possible?

yup. not easy but it can be done.

and sometimes if you’re around another person with a good laugh enough it can start rubbing off too.

some kind of like funny giggle they have.

everyone knows someone who has a contagious laugh.

watch this guy’s laugh, its hilarious.

clip is long but fast forward to like 1:30 and watch how long everyone is laughing at this guys laugh.

wicked funny laugh. i want it.

“NO TIME BUT SHE DID!!! NO TIME!!!!“