a stream of high consciousness

here’s how a virus could maybe be undetectable

say you upload a pirated application to thepiratebay.org or something like that

you could easily write an application and attach it to the installer so it looks like just the installer happened… nothing else

meanwhile in the background you’ve installed some kind of a trojan backdoor

but not just any kind of backdoor. this is an intelligent one, looking to avoid detection for the longest time possible

so it waits and sees when the computer is really not in use… and then after capturing patterns it eventually becomes available to the attacker

so as a virus, make sure you don’t ever interfere with the user and you’re good. thats what i think at least would make a pretty damn good virus

i mean you can send 100 million spam messages with the machine while they’re gone but when they come back…

dead stop

machine is back 100% to the user… now that program is just waiting for the next idle time

if it never bothered you, you’d never notice

beer commercial

some guy goes to grab a new beer out of the fridge

its a twist off type beer bottle. as he’s opening it, his friend walks over and hands him a bottle opener

“have some respect man”

then he pops it open with the bottle opener

<insert beer brand here>

i’d buy that beer

Screen clipping taken: 6/23/2008, 11:27 PM

funny signature some guy has

that’s a cool idea… don’t go back and edit ever

i wonder how much time that’d save me cause i proofread a lot

if you never previewed or spell checked you’d probably look pretty dumb sometimes, but in the end you’d get your point across

and i guess as long as that’s your email signature you can get away with it?

you sly dog!

ps you are a douche bag!

yeah, i got a couple

me and my buddy used to try to “get laughs” like in a class or something.

thats what we’d named it to say some funny line that got a good classwide laugh… haha

“got some good laughs in henry…”